Warranty
Card
Thank
you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military
aircraft.
In
order to protect your new investment, please take
a few moments to fill out the warranty registration
card below. Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help us to develop
new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1.
[_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.
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Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other
First
Name:.....................................................
Initial:
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Last
Name:......................................................
Password:
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Code
Name:.....................................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude:...........
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2.
Which model aircraft did you purchase?
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F-14 Tomcat
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F-15 Eagle
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F-16 Falcon
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F-117A Stealth
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Classified
3.
Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day):19....... /.......
/.......
4.
Serial Number:.................................................
5.
Please check where this product was purchased:
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Received as gift / aid package
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Flown in from Iraq during Gulf War and appropriated
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Catalog showroom
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Independent arms broker
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Mail order
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Discount store
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Government surplus
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Classified
6.
Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell
Douglas product you have just purchased:
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Heard loud noise, looked up
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Store display
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Espionage
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Recommended by friend / relative / ally
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Political lobbying by manufacturer
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Was attacked by one
7.
Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced
your decisionto purchase this McDonnell Douglas
product:
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Style / appearance
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Speed / maneuverability
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Price / value
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Comfort / convenience
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Kickback / bribe
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Recommended by salesperson
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McDonnell Douglas reputation
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Advanced Weapons Systems
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Backroom politics
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Negative experience opposing one in combat
8.
Please check the location(s) where this product
will be used:
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North America
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Iraq
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Central / South America
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Iraq
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Aircraft carrier
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Iraq
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Europe
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Iraq
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Middle East (not Iraq)
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Iraq
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Africa
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Iraq
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Asia / Far East
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Iraq
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Misc. Third World countries
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Iraq
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Classified
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Iraq
9.
Please check the products that you currently own
or intend to purchase in the near future:
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Color TV
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VCR
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ICBM
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Killer Satellite
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CD Player
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Cray or other supercomputer
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Air-to-Air Missiles
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Space Shuttle
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Nintendo 64
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Nuclear Weapon
10.
How would you describe yourself or your organization?
(Check
all that apply:)
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Communist / Socialist
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Terrorist
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Crazed
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Neutral
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Democratic
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Dictatorship
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Corrupt
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Primitive / Tribal
11.
How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
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Deficit spending
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Cash
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Suitcases of cocaine
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Oil revenues
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Personal check
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Credit card
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Ransom money
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Traveler's check
12.
Your occupation
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Homemaker
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Sales / marketing
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Revolutionary
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Clerical
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Mercenary
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Tyrant
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Middle management
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Eccentric billionaire
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Defense Minister / General
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Retired
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Student
13.
To help us understand our customers' lifestyles,
please indicatethe interests and activities in which
you and your spouse enjoy participatingon a regular
basis:
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Golf
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Boating / sailing
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Sabotage
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Running / jogging
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Propaganda / disinformation
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Destabilization / overthrow
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Default on loans
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Gardening
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Crafts
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Black market / smuggling
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Collectibles / collections
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Watching sports on TV
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Wines
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Interrogation / torture
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Household pets
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Crushing rebellions
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Espionage / reconnaissance
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Fashion clothing
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Border disputes
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Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank
you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Your answers will be used in market studies that
will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in
the future - as well as allowing you to receive
mailings and special offers from other companies,
governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
As
a bonus for responding to this survey, you will
be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert
Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments
or suggestions about our fighter planes?
Please
write to:
McDONNELL
DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing
Department
Military
Aerospace Division